Gwyneth Paltrow Makes Strange Bread Concession

Gwyneth Paltrow Makes Strange Bread Concession

The wonderful news that people in Britain will soon be allowed to hug those they don’t already live or bubble with is not just another welcome sign that the worst of the pandemic is behind us; there is no doubt it will be great for mental and physical wellbeing.

How people have coped emotionally during the crisis is a serious issue, of course, though no doubt some intimate reunions will help many people feel a whole lot better after some grim times.

If your name is Gwyneth Paltrow, however, your ‘coping strategy’ is likely to have raised a few eyebrows. Apparently, lockdown life got so tough for the celebrity that she “went off the rails” and took solace in …eating bread.

Yes, you read that right. Apparently, in celeb land consuming a loaf of crusty wholemeal is a sign of deep distress. What to most people would seem like a normal piece of dietary activity is, to certain famous folk, on a par with plunging into alcoholism or having a nervous breakdown.

While some have truly suffered over the past 14 months and others have got by through immersing themselves in DIY, reading or discovering new hobbies, it seems there’s one person out there who really thinks eating buttered toast marks hitting rock bottom.

Whatever next Gwyneth? Soul-bearing confessions involving Warburton’s bread rolls? A tear-jerking admission to using soldiers when consuming a boiled egg? How bad can this breadcrumb-coated breakdown have been?

Perhaps the issue is that she had never given much thought to how she would cope in a pandemic. To be fair, most people hadn’t, but let’s not forget this is an actress who was not only in the Pandemic movie Contagion, but whose character Beth Emhoff actually started the whole outbreak and became the first person in the film to die.

This may explain a lot: surviving was the one thing she wasn’t doing in the film, so, faced with a similar situation in real life, things got a bit drastic.

Even so, it’s hard not to conclude that Gwyneth might have coped a bit better if she had realised a good hearty slab of bread with her meal is one of life’s great pleasures, not a guilty secret.

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By | 2021-05-13T15:30:25+00:00 May 13th, 2021|Blog|Comments Off on Gwyneth Paltrow Makes Strange Bread Concession

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